Dirty Martini (16oz; 5 servings)
The dirty vodka martini is one of my best friend's favorite drinks in the world. It is one of my least favorite. So, I've set out to make a Dirty Martini that actually makes sense and tastes good. Batching this thing in large quantities lets me tweak it with just a whisper of Aquavit and obscure proportions. The result is something I'd actually drink, but Neda, this one's for you!
Please add a little water to the mix if you are taking it straight from the freezer. Otherwise, chill or serve over ice.